Funny Stuff

>SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows were returned
>

$>cd /pub
$>more beer

10 print Home
20 print Sweet
30 goto 10

There's no place like 127.0.0.1
All your base are belong to us.
Sp33k l33t?
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically.
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.
The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Dont make me choose.
The original "point and click interface" was a Smith & Wesson.
The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." So I installed LINUX.
Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up).
I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
Dain bramaged.
Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done).
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
My other computer is a 4000 Node Beowulf cluster.
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.
There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots.

PEBCAK
RTFM

0101-0110 0110-1111 0111-0101
0110-0001 0111-0010 0110-0101
0110-0100 0111-0101 0110-1101 0110-0010

The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip
objects into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air
due to levitation.
        Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur
if the character does not have fire resistance.
                -- README file from the NetHack game

Weinberg's Second Law:
        If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
        then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.